Satellite TV

Hey everyone,

I was just watching some television and when I had a epiphany...

satellite t.v. is the greatest thing ever.

Backstory: When I was a kid, we had only network t.v. We even had a huge antenna on the roof of our house. It was our great shame. Every day at school, kids would discuss MTV and other sorts of exotic and interesting entertainment. I could play along, all the while longing for a cable set of my own. For a while, we had DirectTv, but they turned out to be a bunch of bastards, so we had to get rid of it.

Anyhow, we now have Dish Network, and it's awesome! The first day we had it I saw one of my favorite old movies, Grumpy Old Men, the next day I found out I can watch Roseanne, pretty much whenever I want. The next day I saw an episode of Murphy Brown, which I hadn't seen in years!

Oh what an age of intrigue and mystique we live in!

The best part is the Digital Video Recorder (DVR). I can not only record, but pause, and rewind/fastforward live tv! Which means I can skip commericals.

Good Riddance commericals...I'll see you in hell!

Anyways, Satellite tv is awesome, commericals suck, and I gotta go.

- Rob