1. Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead - It just makes him angry.
2. You can lead a horse to water - Jack Bauer can make him drink.
3. Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
4. Jack Bauer is the reason Waldo is hiding.
5. Jack Bauer has been to Mars - Thats why there's no life on Mars.
6. Jack Bauer doesn't sleep with a gun under the pillow - He could kill you with the pillow.
7. There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.
8. The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.
9. Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island within the hour.
10. When the boogie man goes to sleep - he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
11. Jack Bauer can hit two birds with no stones.
12. When Google can't find something - It asks Jack Bauer for help.
13. Simon Says you better listen to Jack Bauer.
14. Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 - in three moves.
15. Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun - and won.
16. Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin - Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
17. Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
2. You can lead a horse to water - Jack Bauer can make him drink.
3. Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
4. Jack Bauer is the reason Waldo is hiding.
5. Jack Bauer has been to Mars - Thats why there's no life on Mars.
6. Jack Bauer doesn't sleep with a gun under the pillow - He could kill you with the pillow.
7. There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.
8. The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.
9. Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island within the hour.
10. When the boogie man goes to sleep - he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
11. Jack Bauer can hit two birds with no stones.
12. When Google can't find something - It asks Jack Bauer for help.
13. Simon Says you better listen to Jack Bauer.
14. Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 - in three moves.
15. Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun - and won.
16. Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin - Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
17. Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
